queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

(Source: h8culture, via ferocious-atrotious)

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

image

(via pizza)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

(via straight-faggot)

hookayy:

whatsupd0c:

Girls are so hot. They kiss better, cuddle with you better and fuck you better then any guy could.

yes

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via hereshestands)

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