I’m at work:/ this sucks. I close today so I party later than others):

prozack:

sonic-all-the-angels:

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

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what if…everything is not about men

I know a few girls that are very attractive and have short hair.

(Source: guccigoggles, via straight-faggot)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via straight-faggot)

geovanni-vee:

haroldisdumb:

we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first

Tru

guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

(via reneephamous)

juicy-bliss:

call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina

(Source: harryflack, via exoticsuicide)

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via theangelandthesquirrel)